Posted by Mike Zahara on May 7, 2012
I saw State Senator and sure-to-be new CD04 GOP primary loser Barbara Cegavske coffee-ing at Starbucks with Governor Sandoval’s poli-wife Heidi Gansert, and Barbie didn’t have the sense to stand introduce herself to my guests yet, Gansert was Johnny-on-the spot and jumped to her feet and extended her hand and listened attentively.
Barbara Cegavske couldn’t be any less interested and couldn’t even fake it—she must be a helluva great lay, huh?. How anyone could think that this woman is ready for federal office is hysterical to me—I wrote the following piece when I first met her after 7 years—and she was my state senator!!!
Tears streamed down my face, snot dripped from my nose as I finally met my own State Senator, GOPer Barbara Cegavske, Saturday! Just under 7 years living in the district, somehow, we never ran into each other though Rochelle-y Berkley tries to run me over every weekend when she’s out driving like Mr. Magoo.
Completely disinterested and lacking any retail political skills would have normally relegated Cegavkse to has-been status years ago if those tree trunks she calls legs didn’t—but this is the Nevada GOP folks—so she lives to see another political day and may actually stand a chance against ‘the name’ Tarkanian because though he is far more enthusiastic on the hustings, Danny Tarkanian is 500 times more an idiot that Cegavske is!
Hiring no-talent and non-experienced sibling rape exploiter Tim Williams proved that to all of us and you didn’t need to be a ‘rocket surgeon’ to know that Tim Williams was going to f’up badly again and again and again—just like he did in all those races he entered and lost in as well as the GOP’s 2012 Clark County Caucus for which he named himself Republican of the Year!!!
He f’d up on Danny’s FEC reportings where NVDEMS found that they accepted a corporate donation or two and then Williams went into a rambling explanation proving again and again and again that the sibling rape exploiter has no talent and no experience and that Danny Tarkanian will lose in November again…that’s if he can even beat Cegavske next month with such political and human garbage like Tim Williams running things!
<–This woman–Ms Lenore ‘Candy’ Von Pittbush of North Las Vegas–has a huge crush on Danny Tarkanian and she told me this morning at the Dollar Store that she would be willing to be the only woman willing to sleep with Danny’s mentor and personal hero, Tim Williams too!!!
I had originally speculated that Lois must have drank a lot while she was pregnant with Danny, but after the FEC embarrassment and Williams’ idiotic response, I am now convinced that when Danny was a baby, Lois dropped Danny on his head…
That Lois dropped Danny on his head when he was a baby is evident if you look really closely at his high school yearbook shot!
His uncanny ability to keep making terrible decisions and never regrouping or redirecting–not to mention never firing anyone–ensures his 4th loss this November!!!
Remember that the Tarkanian family gave Danny—a lawyer!—their cash to invest and he came back with Magic Beans or something and his failure to fire Tim Williams and get real professionals who have documented experiences in federal races instead, may be the only thing holding up Barbara Cegavske’s spirits besides those Sequoias she calls legs.
She, like Dina Titus, looks like she has never had a day of joy in her life. I don’t think she even knows how to smile much less belly laugh!
Congratulations Mr Congressman-elect Horsford!
Sidebar: I was lunching with GOP Jr royalty Swadeep ‘Skip’ Nigam at the Springs Preserve recently and in walked Horsford—who was very gracious as he pistol whipped me in front of everyone!!!—so I made our waiter an Executive Vice-President at Nevada Partners in return!!
Too bad his folks didn’t do a damn thing while he was alive and neither did Rochelle-y!
Next up, Shelley Berkley exploits a dead drug abuser former soldier in her newest ad implying that she personally lead the effort at great reforms dealing with PSTS and drug abuse treatment for veterans.
‘…I heard Justin’s story from his heartbroken parents — and decided to take action. Together we fought to dramatically improve mental health care for all our nation’s veterans.
I’m so proud of Justin’s service, and his family. I’m proud that we could find a way to honor it while helping veterans like him who might otherwise fall through the cracks. And I’m proud of this ad…’
Everyone else finds the ad repulsive, but Rochelle-y is ‘proud’ of it?
It never became law in 2008—there is no law in the US Code named the Justin Bailey Act—and it died in the Harry Reid lead senate, it was Rep Mike Michaud—from tiny, useless Maine who introduced the bill and Shelley Berkley never did a damn thing to lobby Harry Reid to bring the bill up in the senate in 2008.
Not a perfectly manicured finger ever lifted by Shelley Berkley (D-Haifa) to get the bill passed in the US Senate—she signed as a co-sponsor and then went on to other things though elements of the original became parts of other bills years later!
H.R.5554 Introduced: Mar 06, 2008 Sponsor: Rep. Michael Michaud [D-ME2]Status: Died (Passed House)
Justin Bailey’s father also lied in this very tasteless ad claiming that Rochelle-y ‘sponsored the bill’ when she was a ‘co-sponsor’ which is a major difference and he failed to state that his son was out of the military and that he and his wife failed to see any signs of his son’s alleged ‘illness’!
…and they expect us to believe that anyone at the VA would have noticed anything wrong with Justin when they did not?
Justin Bailey’s completely disinterested parents couldn’t have cared any less than they did about their own kid’s mental health and drug use issues and they did absolutely nothing for him prior to his suicide on drugs given to him by the VA!
Couple this very phony ad with more than 8 years and our Veteran’s Hospital in North Las Vegas is still not opened and you can see that Shelley Berkley didn’t do a damn thing to kick that project in the pants or expedite its construction, or do anything at all to reform the VA’s worst in government procurement processes when she sat her ass in the Veterans’ Affairs Committee!
Nearly a decade to get a tiny–albeit way over budget and closing in on a $700 million price tag– 200 bed hospital, clinic, mental health and nursing care facility built and opened?
If you want or need an example of how big, useless, and lethargic the federal government has become, look no further than the Department of Veterans Affairs.
If you want or need an example of a Congresswoman who never did a damn thing to reform or improve anything at all at the Department of Veterans’ Affairs when she sat on the House Committee on Veterans Affairs, there is no better example that Rep Shelley Berkley!
So bored and totally ineffective was Shelley Berkley on that committee that she gave it up but now pretends and playacts for her senate race that she was some big mover and shaker and champion for veterans!
Shelley Berkley was not and never was—she was just a carnival barker and Vet exploiter—and her desperate and very tasteless ad about a drug addled young veteran whose parents never did a damn thing about their son’s issues until after he killed himself was a risky move that backfired too!
It was a very dumb move that invites much closer scrutiny choosing to exploit a dead young Vet without much to show for her time on the Veterans’ Affairs Committee!