Stupid people running for elective office is certainly nothing new in America; two years ago my all-time local favorite Lon West in AD18 showed us the very worst campaign and website in all of human history:

http://www.watchdogwag.com/?p=7865

<–It was one of 2010’s most read pieces and Mr West apparently has moved on to things other than politics because no one has seen him anywhere!  

The Dem Donkey kicking him in the head is one of political history’s very best images!!!

My guess is that he’s using his superhero powers to help the world be a better place for all of us!

Lon shares a lot in common with a 2012 Republican woman named Bridgette Bryant running in AD12 and who is so full of herself and equally so full of shit that I can smell her BS more than 20 miles away in the West Valley!

Bridgette Bryant has taken political fluffery, puffery, and rhetorical flourishes to brand new depths of ignorance because she doesn’t have a clue about anything at all and she may be just another fat, lyin’ bitch trying to get attention and business opportunities through a newfound political life!

<–Bridgette Bryant apparently runs her vast ‘empire’ from a tiny 700 sq ft condo at Lake Las Vegas according to Assessor records!

She loves showing us her ample cleavage too; that’s her ‘superpower’!

That’s about the only positive thing her campaign is doing!

On top of that, she doesn’t know a damn thing about the Nevada Assembly or even Assembly District 12 she wishes to represent and she calls herself ‘A regular person who cares’

http://thebridgettebryant.com/leadership_resume/

I was really moved—bowels, not emotionally!—especially by this little passage from her retarded campaign’s website:

Why I’ve Chosen This Route In Life:

I believe in the Constitution as it was written and intended to be upheld

We are getting away from these fundamentals

If we do not do something now, our world will spiral dramatically

To this end, the people need a voice that gets heard 

I am not afraid to speak on their behalf

<–I wish I were this creative because for all of my considerable talents, I couldn’t make this sorry-assed shit up if my very life depended on it! 

Here we have a neo-political woman who loves to smile and pose and show her cleavage, and enter Plus size pageants—one GOP wag likened her to a Bridezilla girl; another called her a cable wedding show star!!!

That’s some funny shit…from her own party’s faithful too!!!

According to Bridgette Bryant, the ‘Constitution should be upheld’ (she’s running for SC Justice?) and that ‘the world will spiral dramatically’ unless folks elect her to speak on their behalf!

Hey, thanks a bunch for being there for us cupcake!  Who knew that the Nevada Assembly was the conduit for such grandiose things?

Missing of course is any mention at all of Assembly District 12, its residents, and their wants and needs for their neighborhoods from the person wishing them to send her to Carson City on their behalf!

<–I really dig the come hither, come daybed me  right now look in this photo!

I think more candidates of both genders should pose like this for their websites–preferably naked too!

Then there’s the matter of her self-proclaimed business acumen and accomplishments though I was unable to find any registration or license for her purported enterprise either with Clark County or the NVSOS that she alleges has done work for multi-billion dollar corporations:

24 Bel Via Canto PMB#524 Henderson Nevada 89011 United States

702-529-1575

http://www.GetCreativeThinking.com

http://getcreativethinking.com/

“Here at CreativeThinking, brands grow, even in stormy weather.” -Bridgette Bryant, CEO

No shit, huh honey?

This gem from her campaign site:  Forcing people to pay for their success was not originally the “American way”.

…which may be why I can’t find any evidence that her ‘business’ is licensed or registered with Clark County or the NVSOS or that she’s ever paid any payroll taxes on the five people she claims to have hired either!!!

It appears she doesn’t want to pay Nevada’s very cheap fees for her business because it’s not the American way, but I’m sure she’s paying the IRS on the millions she’s bringing in though!

<–This Republican voter–Amanda Hugginkiss–from the Calico Ridge neighborhood of AD12 told me this morning at our Pilates & Yoga class that she is very confused about GOP Assembly candidate Bridgette Bryant!

Honey, we all are!

Her pitching a huge bitch about crashing Dem events and then being tossed was so over the top and packed with lies that she fails to identify the Dem persons who allegedly invited her to them…nor her Dem ‘friend’ that was allegedly allowed to speak at GOP event:

http://queen.thebridgettebryant.com/pr.pdf

Dontcha just love that ‘queen’ stuff; talk about narcissism!  Who does she think she is, Dem Empress Yvette Williams?

I spent some time last week in email exchanges trying to tell Ms Bryant and her likely mythical ‘assistant’ that she had made major mistakes and could suffer legal jeopardy because of what she had done.

The stupid bitch blew me and my advice off and continues this little charade she calls her candidacy for AD12!

Hey, I love fat, lyin’, no talent bitch just as much as the next guy but when you have utter incompetents like GOP Minority Leader Pat Hickey failing to vet any of his candidates but more concerned about what they may or may not say, you can see the results of his failing to pay attention to the details and you’re gonna get phony-baloney people like Bridgette Bryant for AD12 pretending that she can wave her hand, ignore the NRS, and cure all that ails us!

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AD37’s GOPer Wes Duncan is not a fat, lyin’ no talent bitch, but he lacks any character or integrity at all.  His website is a 100% verbatim salute to other peoples’ ideas, platforms, and positions and not a single word is original…or his own!

Every single written word is GOP consultant assembly line crappola. He knows absolutely nothing about the Assembly, his District, and what his neighbors’ wants and needs are for him to represent them in Carson City.

<–Wes Duncan is Elizabeth Halseth with a penis!

Her 2010 positions and his 2012’s are virtually identical and like Halseth, there is no depth or breadth to Wes Duncan at all. He cites actual numbers of Assembly bills as if while cleaning sand out of the crack of his ass overseas, he was jotting down notes of what was going on in Carson City.

We learn nothing about him because he didn’t write a single word on his own website and he fails to tell us anything at all about himself but makes sure that we understand that the USAF and Pentagon are not endorsing him!

That’s an odd thing because all of the pics he has there are of him in uniform as if he was born in it and has experienced nothing else but the USAF since birth! 

No parents or siblings, little background but that he’s from California and went to uber-liberal Berkley; Just Wes and a lot of sand blowing is what his campaign is all about!

Blowing is a recurring theme because his entire effort really blows the big one!  He can’t tell us a single thing that he’s ever done for AD37—or anyone else in Nevada—and he never once identifies a single issue that is AD37 specific either.

Not a damn thing!  Great recruiting there GOPers!

<–I think he should dump Jennifer and marry Bridgette Bryant instead, don’t you?

Neither of them mention a damn thing about their districts or their district’s voters!

http://www.wesleyduncan.org/

Why Wes Duncan lacks any character or integrity at all in how exuberantly he exploits his uniform and military service knowing full well that the USDOD frowns upon such bastardization of military service for cheap political gains.  A picture or two is fine; a portfolio containing nothing but Wes in uniform is very bad form and exceptionally tasteless and disrespectful to others serving our country…and he knows this!!!

It’s also crass and cynical because Wes Duncan had it pretty damn easy overseas compared to the men and women getting their asses shot at and dying for our country.  That he doesn’t see that or respect them tells us all we need to know about this man who should never be in public office lacking any moral compass at all within him.

Only time will tell if we’ll see the Nevada GOP’s Wes Duncan in a bikini on the pages of Maxim because there is no discernible difference in Halseth 2010 and Duncan 2012.

…and just like Elizabeth Halseth, there is no ‘there’ there with candidate Wes Duncan either.

Michael Zahara
5/22/2012
www.WatchdogWag.com