Posted by Mike Zahara on May 26, 2012
I’m off to Chernobyl this year!
Wrapping up the month a little early with some family biz to attend to and other chores before the b-day and then it’s off for a little R & R—rest etc…not Partners!
Trish & OJ Sittin’ in a Tree: Trish Palm, the most married and divorced person to ever seek any public office anywhere in American history, must have seen the writing on the wall about how many people hate her and her whorin’ ways because her political life is officially over by her choosing to represent murderer OJ Simpson.
We can only speculate that she’s channeling Nicole Simpson and wanting to be killed by him too by having gone blond. Trish Palm is already a pariah and detested by Bar members etc…; imagine the blowback from regular people if she somehow wins OJ his freedom!
She loves getting married and divorced and he loves killing stupid white women!!! Perfect marriage!
She can say goodbye to being a pro tem judge too. Trish Palm—future prison bride, divorcee, and murder victim of OJ Simpson won’t be accepted by prosecutors or defense attorneys on their cases.
Being married and divorced 642 times goes to your complete lack of personal life judgment; choosing to represent the reprehensible OJ Simpson speak volumes about your complete lack of professional life judgment and no one in this state will ever again want you as the judge on their cases.
I think Trish Palm Simpson will never pro tem judge in this state again.
A Curious Reader Asked the Dawg: Is that chubby Bridgette Bryant woman you wrote about really Derek Washington in drag?
Dawg Response: No, Bridgette’s beard is much heavier than his but I can see where you’re confused because the eyes and the tits are almost identical, but I don’t think Derek does drag though he was asked to do Divas Las Vegas playing Mabel King—Raj and Dee’s Momma from What’s Happening!
He declined that invitation and Derek Washington will win the DNC rep seat in a couple of weeks…and in a landslide too!
I told Derek that I was breaking this courageous exclusive story today and he sent me a pre-emptive Press Release–his 73rd of the day–stating: ‘Though I loved Mabel; and who didn’t, those bastards at Divas wouldn’t let me do Shirley Hempill for the midnight show and I told them they could all kiss my ass and I walked out and I immediately organized 20,000 activists in 20 minutes to march on Frank Marino’s house for his Shirley Hatin’!!!!’
Sidebar: Speaking of drag and drags in general; Dem Empress Yvette Williams—she of working for Republican candidates and never, ever accounting for one damn dime of the Black Caucus’s money—decided to challenge Erin Bilbray Kohn by outright lying about her endorsements for the seat:
The stupid bitch lists shitstain John Hunt who is Erin’s longtime plural husband, Carolyn Essex who lives in TX now and hates her, Richard Cherchio, who is a pariah and political poison and took his endorsement back via email, Zakeisha Jones who denied the endorse to others, ‘Dusty Nigga’—one of his buds calls him that behind his back!—and uber-corrupted Steven Brooks, and Erin Neff!!!
‘Dusty Nigga’ is my new favorite phrase to describe anyone of any race, gender, or age who’s pissin’ me off, including my own mother last week; she shot me in the foot for doing so!
…anyone ‘endorsed’ by batshit crazy nutcase Peggy Maze-Johnson oughta be incarcerated for the rest of their lives too!
*Derek sent out another Press Release–#104 from yesterday–stating that he withdrew, so congrats Ruben!
The nice couple she posed here with are her new friends whom she met at someplace called ‘The Green Door’, I think!
But this is even better:
I’m so moved by this compelling, emotional, and completely bullshit story that I’m crying my eyes out at Starbucks as I’m writing this because Yvette Williams is an idiot—she’s our Bridgette Bryant!
Oh, and by the way you dumb bitch, President Obama was never a Congressman; he was a US Senator—Bobby Rush and me are poli-pals having ‘A-Teamed’ Carol Moseley-Braun’s US Senate race in 1992—and Rush whupped Barack’s skinny ‘lil ass in Obama’s only political loss.
I endorsed Bilbray-Kohn long ago despite our former friction because she reformed her ways and made changes that were upsetting the shit outta me and many others.
I’m all about redemption being Catlick and Erin has worked hard on mending her errors. She’s long owed me lunch over a ‘lil side wager we had and it will likely be Spaghetti O’s or grilled cheese with she and her girls!
Erin Bilbray Kohn will win in a landslide and Empress Yvette and her husband will go back to very enthusiastically representing Republican candidates with Dem Black Caucus money against the Dems she claims to love!
Sidebar: I think it’s time for NVDEMS to institute term limits for all Executive elective positions in the party at all levels—two terms and out! Super-corrupt Jan Churchill’s thievery and embezzlement of party funds should have triggered this years ago!
Erin, make this your last term because it’s time for you to run for public office cupcake—and I’ll run your race for free!
<–Dr Dina Titus and Dr Tom Wright’s dog–Hillbilly–plays with his favorite toy during a recent visit to their home which was out of Jack Daniels for more than 20 minutes and that never happens at their crib!
I always see Rochelle-y grocery shopping and true to form, she parks that damn car wherever she pleases—this time, right in the toilet paper aisle at Vons in Boca Park!—because it cannot be touched or towed anywhere that it is with those nifty congressional plates! However, the other day, I saw Dina Titus at Von’s on Maryland Pkwy and me being me took inventory of her purchases for my readers:
1/5th Jack Daniels
Doritos-ranch flavored super-size
Flintstone-sized Picante Sauce
Bananas (may have been banana shaped dildos though…or plantains!)
Correctol, the Women’s’ Gentle Laxative
Extra-sensitive condoms-100 count box
Astroglide-55 gal drum
4 Swisher Sweets Cigars—flavors unknown
Sidebar: On the very same day—I swear to God at a Vons on the opposite side of the valley—I see Stan Vaughan who I’ve known but had never met. He was giving legal advice proudly stating 180 pro se cases he’d done and he told me he was Dina’s 2006 Campaign Manager before I told him who I was.
Suffice it to say he wasn’t the manager but co-campaigned in NLV for her as he ran against Moose Arberry and he came pretty close.
Stan, you’re a likable guy but always running races you can’t win—aim lower and finally win a race!
Careful on that legal stuff too Stosh; I heard every word of your conversation with that guy and you most definitely crossed the line apparently giving legal advice you are not licensed to give!
For the first time in anyone’s memory at the LVMPD—dumbass Sheriff Dougie Gillespie placed an El-Tee in charge of SWAT who doesn’t have any SWAT background and the unit’s tightness and cohesiveness has been greatly harmed by Lt Mike McCrimon’s incompetence and indecisiveness.
Since no one ever leaves SWAT, the available pool of talent is very skimpy and maybe 2-3 Lts in the entire Department are qualified to head SWAT. You SWAT folks need to test for higher ranks so this does not happen again!
We have the nation’s best SWAT Team and yes, Dougie was a there in his younger days too—but true to form, Gillespie f’d up one of Metro’s best performing units just to be a dick by assigning Lt McCrimon there—let’s hope that that dickheadedness on Dougie’s part doesn’t lead to tragedy!
What frosts this cake is that Lt Mikey bedded and then wedded his best buddy Lt Lane’s old lady while living on his property and then has the stones to put pics with her and him together on his desk as if to stab poor Lt Les right in the heart…again.
That’s classless Lt Mikey; take the pictures home you big dumbshit!
Lt, you’re the wrong man in the wrong job and if you’re a professional and concerned about your team, you’d get the hell outta there ASAP dude because no one in the entire Patrol Division trusts you or your judgment…or lack thereof either sir.
Trust, is without question, the most critical factor in the success or failure of any SWAT unit anywhere in the country!
Designate him ‘Operations Captain’ Larry Burns and get his super-talented ass back there stat Douglas you big dumbshit!
The Good Stuff Files: Maybe it’s just me, but I wouldn’t let Metro Officer Garrett Vandereecken anywhere near an orangutan much less a little kid, but I guess he was gettin’ his perv on and was arrested for lewdness with a minor.
<–He was an Academy failure having flunked his Field Training and he got kicked out and went nutz and a Supervisor type told their new trainees who passed to wear bullet proof vests home…and they weren’t kidding!
This was the post-now AS Joe Lombardo era Academy—he’s the guy who ruined the joint while he was there—They shouldn’t have allowed Vandereecken back given his preference for attending classes naked and asking fellow recruits to shave the Magna Carta—full text version—into his pubes.
Question of the day? Who was the freakin’ idiot at the LVMPD who allowed this guy back and eligible for rehire? Shouldn’t they be fired Douglas?
I may be all about redemption—but kiddie pervy is irredeemable and they all knew this guy was a major nutcase and they still allowed him back!
Now former ClarkGOP vice-chair Woody Stroupe resigned because of all the turmoil a party without any direction or talent and people who can do more than just bitch, suffers.
I think the real reason was that his surname sounds too much like Schtup–if you don’t know what Schtupin’ is, it is what Lt McCrimon was doing to Lt Lane’s old lady–and that signaled to GOP activists to act like f*cks instead of doing the actual dirty deed with each other!