June-Bugged Readers! 7/1/2012

Posted by Mike Zahara on Jul 1, 2012

<– Regular readers will remember Clyde Belliephat of Moapa who was Doug Hampton’s Craigslist ’friend’ and future prison husband, but Hampton’s not going to prison and Clyde emailed me that he’s crushed and emotionally wrecked that he’ll have to wait until he’s a free man to pursue Hampton now!

I’m getting good at this, I guess!  Not only did I call the John Ensign/Doug Hampton outcome exactly, I also called the Supreme Court ruling on ObamaCare exactly too…on April 25th!  That’s the reason I don’t do instant commentary on the events of the moment—that’s Ralston’s forte if you need quick fix—my credo is to analyze—because you folks don’t have the time and/or are too drunk or too busy playing video poker to give a damn!and in order to get it right requires a lot of research and study!

http://www.watchdogwag.com/?p=18911

ObamaCare’s dumping many more millions of poor folks onto Medicaid and making the states pay for them in a few years was the entire quicksand foundation that the ADA was built on—and bankrupt states can’t afford it—Chief Justice Roberts didn’t halve the proverbial baby, he upheld the 10th Amendment, and shone a spotlight on the weakest link of ADA.

As much as I hated GW Bush, his nomination of John Roberts was without question his best move as president because the Chief Justice is a brilliant legal and political mind.

A deft political move on Roberts’ part; his majority opinion dumped it all back onto the Dems and they’re too stupid to realize that he aced them!

I don’t see more than a few states joining the unaffordable expansion of Medicaid, and those that do, will have to reel it back in when the bills overwhelm their already shaky budgets.

Overnight, ObamaCare went from always leaving 18 million still uninsured to now 30+ million, so what’s the point?

Overnight, Mitt Romney’s stock soared and Nevada went firmly into his camp with no chance for Obama hereunless Romney says or does something stupid again, but Obama seems dog-determined to best him on saying and doing stupid shit too!

<–WatchdogWag Exclusive!!!  It’s been bugging me for months and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I saw her fingers and those big honkin’ hands which could palm a beachball!!!

The evidence is irrefutable and overwhelming and it’s what I’ve always suspected: Ann Romney has a penis and is really an ‘almost there but afraid of the scalpel’ pre-op transexual!!!

Yet another Pulitzer caliber scoop from your Dawg! 

Without the gross expansion of Medicaid, ObamaCare can’t survive and the GOP really doesn’t have to do anything but watch the conflagration and run every office in the country railing against ADA raising taxes on everyone. 

Sidebar I:  Stan Vaughan got the very best take in an email blast he sent out stating the obvious that the Roberts Court affirmed a tax on ‘nothing’…its a very smart and very bright take on the whole shebang but he is a day or two from posting it on his website if you’re not part of the 6.3 billion people on his email lists!!!

Stosh, if you want people to pay attention, then pay attention to the details of your own campaign!!!  

That was a gem that everyone missed!!

Sidebar II:  Jon Ralston twatted that he and Jessica Sferrazza are engaged to become Grandpa and Granddaughter and I wish the two of them well and much love and happiness in the few years remaining before he’s wearing adult diapers and yelling at the kids to get off of his lawn in his black socks, sandals, boxer shorts and wife beater—worn on the outside of his suit!

<–Jon Ralston–seen here looking lovingly at Jessica’s tits–will celebrate his 91st birthday next year and Jessica graduated high school just a few weeks ago and by her saying ‘yes, I’ll marry you Grandpa’, she’s confirmed that her freak is Geriatric Sex.

Her political future is very bright up north but not statewide and not if she lets her marital granddad run the show.  I thought Mayor Bob Cashell would be dead by now and the Reno mayor’s chair is Jessica Sferrazza’s next elected office if she’s patient and doesn’t let the Media Geezer she’s marrying have any say about anything regarding  her campaign!

Of course, she can’t live down here though!

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We’ve added a couple of hundred new Metro readers and others and I’ve gotta tell you LVMPDers that this Project is far more than just about your workplace—though it comes up here often because Sheriff Doug Gillespie is such an incompetent and corrupted shithead!

<–This LVMPD Traffic Bureau officer has been a years long source for the Dawg, but none of her information is ever correct–or even close–but for some reason, I choose to keep meeting with her at various fleabag motels and Walmart dressing rooms hoping against all hope that one day she’ll give me an LVMPD scoop!!!

I’ll also correct the misimpression many of you have that LVMPD folks are just lining up to tell me stuff; though there are sources from time to time, they’re just a few and it’s not difficult to trace back all the lies those fellas all  love to tell on MLK—it’s like they’re not even aware of what came out of their mouths yesterday!

I do speak to coppers when I’m out and about and I never identify myself unless they ask me and nor would I ever ambush them by publishing something they said to me—it takes considerable time to check stuff out because like I’ve always said, Saturday morning at the Beauty Parlor ‘aint got shit on the LVMPD as far as gossip and tales told out of school!

<–I ask every LVMPDer I speak with lately, ‘Who’s the next Sheriff?’…and AS(s) Joe Lombardo is currently kicking AS Ted Moody’s ass  at about 60% to 30% with about 10% undecided. 

I know of three others who have told others to tell me that they’re interested too…and one is a big surprise!!!

Please people, anybody but DC Gary Schofield!

AS Moody, I’ve been rough on ‘ya—and I don’t understand the lesbian look you’ve adopted unless your wife is into that with you—but you would be the better sheriff by a country mile and Lombardo is tracking exactly like Bill Young—it’s really scary déjà vu!—did and none of us want a repeat of his bullshit, so I’m gonna give you some free advice that will kick Lombardo’s sorry ass and win you the title and office of Clark County Sheriff.

Contact me cowboy–you still look like KD Lang to scores of Dawg readers by the wayunless you want to answer to that asshole as your boss!

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<–Yep, Rochelle-y spent the entire last quarter on the defensive and sending daily emails begging for money!

Her TV media has been truly awful and she’s got to stop the defensive ads as soon as possible because she already looks like that’s all she’s doing!

Momala, listen to me, get those cameras in your kitchen– and this is very important–make sure your house slaves are out of camera range though! 

Then ‘baleboste’(<-gentiles will have to look this word up) pretend that you actually cook anymore and play act like you’re making something other than reservations if you can even remember that far back, and just grab a cup of coffee, sit down at your kitchen table where your slaves are hiding underneath and stop defending yourself—just ignore it and them—and just tell us they’re all assholes, that Dr Larry still ravages you at least twice a year and smacks your fine ass all the time and that we have known you and your shit for hundreds of years and we still love ‘ya!

Playing the role of ‘Serious Rochelle-y’ is boring and Nevada just went firmly to Romney Thursday and that could mean a win for you if you knock this current bullshit off and be the real you and not that cadaver we’ve been seeing on TV so far.

Sidebar: Dean Heller’s ‘newspaper’  TV ad is a home-run; very good stuff, easy and breezy, populist and likeable and yours are making everyone feel you’re ‘gornisht’ (<-gentiles, look that one up too!  This from a Catlick yet!)

<–Dean and Lynne Heller are still two crazy kids in love and they still have sex every single day—occasionally with each other too!!!

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Erik Scott’s family finally have done the right thing by suing Costco and their poorly trained staff which they should have done first because those employees set the whole disaster into motion!

Mike Zahara Siganture

Michael Zahara
7/1/2012
www.WatchdogWag.com

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