Let’s jump into the Mailbag!

Missing Persons Alert: It’s been nearly two weeks since I last heard from Derek Washington who rivals Chuck Muth in email blasts and now I’m worried!

<–Derek Washington–last seen here thinking about who to boycott next–hasn’t been heard from by me in several weeks!!!

Would someone please go over to his place and check to see that he’s not dead and if he is dead, call me and give me the scoop?

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Sanje Sedera Files: Sure, I knew he up and quit the Dems and that’s because his latest con involves a new Asian Studies scheme and scam though he still hasn’t accounted for one penny of the $750,000.00 in money he stole from donors for tsunami relief through his phony and non-registered charity.

He also ran out of wealthy older women to con and rob blind too because too few here were turned on by his 11 fingers!!

Sanje Sedera did however have the temerity to send me a LinkedIn invitation and many of us had belly-laughs at that one!

<–That invitation is now hanging in the foyer next to my masterpiece from the Summerlin Art Fair:  Dogs Playing Poker—on velvet—with Jesus and the Apostles!!!

I know my Art and I am a Thousandaire today because of my keen eye and exceptionally good taste in Art!

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Shelley Berkley in Free-fall: I agree that she’s tanking; Rochelle-y’s response to kidney profiteering for she and her husband’s bottom-line was exactly the wrong thing for her campaign to do and that’s what’s to be expected when you bring in unqualified outsiders like her campaign manager Jessica Mackler who doesn’t have a clue or feel of Nevada sensibilities.

I don’t see how Shelley Berkley recovers; the bigger issue is the drag she places on other Dems on the ticket especially in Washoe County where she is bleeding votes by the bucket and that will have a big impact on state senate races up there and could end the hopes of Sheila Leslie and others…including President Obama who is getting more wobbly in the Northlands by the hour though his current speak-to-the-camera himself ad is the best of the campaign.

<–Shelley Berkley got advice from me to do the same kind of ad over her vast corruption and she refused and chose to lie to us again instead!

Today, neither Obama nor Berkley would win Nevada retired by the ever growing Indie voters in our state. These ‘Third Way’ voters don’t give a damn about party affiliation and they decide all federal/national elections these days.

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<–No Invite Yet Files: Thanks for asking but no, I have not yet received my invitation to Jon Ralston and Jessica Sferrazza’s Engagement Party but I’m sure it’s in the mail!!!

As their engagement photo shows here, they really are a handsome couple, aren’t they?

Mittens and Gloves Files: No, you’re not alone gentle reader; I’m really disappointed in Obama too. On paper, President Obama should lose in November not by Jimmy Carter numbers but maybe closer to Hubert Humphrey’s; the only thing keeping his nose above water is how bad Mitt Romney has been!

<–Our choice is wishy-washy vs even more wishy-washy: ObaMitt!!!

The whole ballgame this year is Florida—not Ohio—and if Mitt chooses Sen Marco Rubio as VP, he should win in November.

Should doesn’t mean will because he still has a tendency to open his mouth and is Obama’s equal in saying stupid shit!

That pouting in the background is Jeb Bush kicking himself for not running as I thought he would two years ago in this WatchdogWag Project classic piece:

http://www.watchdogwag.com/?p=13784

Of course, Mitt could choose Jeb too and have the same result!

Sidebar: Mittens goes off and insults the Brits which is very easy to do because everyone there has dark brown and/or no teeth, and he’ll probably say something stupid in Israel too but at least he went there whereas anti-Zionista Obama still has not.

<–Show of hands here: Who doesn’t see Mitt Romney cracking Polish jokes while in Poland?  Like how can you tell LOT, the Polish national airline?

By the hair under its wings!   Hehehehehe!

Gallup has correctly predicted the winner at the 100 day mark being wrong only once in 1988 and today, Romney wins according to them being ahead in their aggregate polling.

Either way, the House stays GOP and the Senate goes GOP but not near 60 seats…I’d say 55 seats today!

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Invite I Did Get Files: I did get an invitation to the Michele Fiore homestead for one of her homemade Spaghetti Dinners with her voters and I will be attending that one for sure.

It’s the 100% Fiore idea she told me about last spring and she intends to have all of her voters over to her house for pasta & conversation before November!

http://www.watchdogwag.com/?p=19108

<–That’s crazy, never been done before, a masterstroke, and again, 100% Michele Fiore!!!

(Secretly kicking myself for never thinking of doing this inexpensive and easy type of meet and greet myself over 30+ years!)

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Good Point Files: Yes, you’re right. The women of Metro really are completely invisible under Sheriff Doug Gillespie—America’s very worst police chief—and that’s because he and Bill Young annihilated the black women, castrated the white women, and the pan-Asians and Latinas saw that and knew to keep their mouths shut.

Nice, huh?

So all the public knows about is DC Kathy O’Connor—still the only female in senior executive leadership—Lt Karen Hughes, head of Vice of all things—whose hands (she damn near broke my hand when she shook it in 2006!!!) and her penis are way bigger than most black guys’—and who exuberantly slept her way to the bottom—and Lt Kasey Matthews who thought driving Gillespie around town and blowing him was her ticket to the top but she keeps losing her many disciplinary actions and refuses to work with or even interact with colleagues below her rank and has no supporters at all in the department because she is such a triflin’ pain-in-the-ass bitch!

Nice, huh?

<–I don’t know that there is a braver and more courageous Metro officer than Bill Cassell of their PIO office who is shown here handling yet another suspected pair of Lt Kasey Matthews’ big girl drawers–Clark County HazMat again refused to handle them!!!–reportedly found in Northeast Area Command’s broom closet recently!!!

Have faith that I know there are many talented women in the ranks at the LVMPD—most who are at the Patrol or Sergeant level—and that they all look bad because of Hughes and Matthews misconducts, but they’ll eventually come into their own and shine…when we have a new sheriff in 2014!

The biggest surprise to me is how a militant  lesbian feminist like Clark County Commissioner Chris Giunchigliani doesn’t give a shit about how bad the women at Metro have it under Sheriff Doug Gillespie.

Hey Chris G, ask the Sheriff how long it’s been since a woman even made Captain.  Ask him why there aren’t more female Deputy Chiefs or any female Assistant Sheriffs too; that’s if you even give a damn about what’s really going on at their shiny new headquarters on MLK.

Women of Metro, you need to put the big heat on the money men on the Fiscal Affairs Committee and then you’ll see how much attention you’ll get from your superior officer shitheads at the LVMPD!

You should also form your own organization—strength (and real power!) in numbers and all ladies—and I’m there to assist if you need me!

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<–Mayor Carolyn Goodman had that ‘not so fresh feeling’ the other day and it really showed in this latest pic of her!!!

No Carolyn Goodman Surprise Here: Yep, she’s playing hostess and following Oscar’s orders and she does both well and Stavros Anthony is running the Council so there’s nothing to report on her.

Mayor Carolyn Goodman has done no damage and kept herself out of the headlines and that can only be a good thing for Las Vegas!!!

I’ll give her a ‘B+’!

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Michael Zahara
7/29/2012
www.WatchdogWag.com