Whack Ass, Crazy Shit Vegas Continues!

Posted by Michael Zahara on Mar 10, 2016

Wasn’t this supposed to be our rain-drenched El Nino Winter of our Discontent?  All props to Shakespeare. his Richard III which premiered 422 years ago as ‘Cirque du Richard III at Sheldon’s original Venetian in Venice, Italy, the Weather Channel App, our going through our own little War of the Roses’ in Vegas today might be a better way to describe things in town of late!

Mr & Mrs Michele-a Fiore 2016<–Is this hella-sexy, hella-horny couple soon-to-be Mr and Mrs Michele-a Fiore-Bundy?

I think so because the little love bouquet both are holding was made from all the crap they pulled from each others britches & drawers after a roll-in-the hay on federal lands not long ago where Cliven Fiore proposed not marriage yet to Michele-a, but that they both take a skinny-dip together in Lake Whack-a-Doodle near Bunkerville!

Filing the paperwork at the Board of Elections formally ending her four year old political career as Storm Fagan Meets Pat Hickey, Michele-a Fiore goes down with whimper but happy to cause havoc down in CD03 on her way out intending to end Michael Roberson’s career, but probably ending Danny Tarkanian’s best shot at public office instead!

Mike & Danny 2 26 2016<–Me and Danny at Judge Baucum’s fundraiser February 26th at Piero’s!

Tark fears Michele-a harms him the most and he’s correct.  Michele-a’s legacy will be that of the most selfish and self-indulgent politicos to come through here in ages pissing it all away cuz she hates the IRS!  AD 04 is now open and will flip back to the Dems and what remains to be seen is if Michele-a drags down Vicky Seaman and others with her, and who have pulled far back and away from the toxic that is Fiore today.

That’s very smart because Michele-a has no coat-tails and will drag friends and foes down with her and she simply doesn’t give a shit about that; it’s all about Michele-a, not her voters and not her friends either!  A sad predictable end to her political life which Craig Lake tried to tell everyone was inevitable about six years ago!

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COH Hips 3 10 2016<–The heels and ham hocks say Metro; however, the booty says City of Henderson PD, but this NLV Traffic Officer, Ofc Toodie Budunka-Leavitt, was number one in citations issued in February racking up an average of 940 tickets per hour for the near-to-bankrupt city of North Las Vegas!

Speaking of North Las Vegas, the reason Faraday is a bunch on hooey and horseshit on a stick is because this is Nevada and we’ll buy any bunch of beans any old asshole is selling here and like Tesla up north, none of these entities has considered for a minute the horrible workforce in Nevada being ‘at-will’ and ‘right-to-work’ has nurtured over the years here.  Not being educated is one thing, our workforce not giving a fuq about anything is another.

When I was at Sallie Mae in Summerlin, we had to have four full-time employees managing the Payday Loan liens and other encumbrances on their paychecks alone!

I say this 20x per day Mike Zahara WatchdogWag 2016<–I say this often each day!

Lombardo v Sisolak Files:  Never-to-be Governor Betty Lou Sisolak may not even be re-elected to the CCBC since bitch slapping Sheriff Lombardo over his need for 10 million more bux and Sisolak saying no way cuz he’s got an election coming up and that trumps Public Safety for him despite Sisolak hacking the shit out of Metro while not even touching some county entities during his Reign of Terror on Clark County taxpayers.

That they’re both represented by the same shyster ‘broker’ Jim Ferrence, is just a little touch of irony to go along with this whole convoluted story line.

Shitting PidgeonsSisolak doesn’t fear any political retribution from Lombardo at all and thinks him a lame-duck because ‘Hollywood Joe’ failed to create a political operation to seed 2016 and beyond candidates friendly to Metro’s Mission and its goals and that of Public Safety all over Nevada as the most powerful LE dude in the state.  He failed to fire General Counsel Liesel Freedman giving the CCBC no wiggle room at all either and as long as she’s around, there will be no more money forthcoming, and by having no 2017 Legislative Agenda where he, his Undersheriff and Assistant Sheriffs go up to Carson City and work their allies on the floor for changes favorable to Metro, shyster shitstains like Sisolak know they can push Lombardo around just like they did to Gillespie.

To date, Sheriff Lombardo is allowing himself to be walked and shit on all over by Sisolak and he hasn’t yet asserted his power as Clark County Sheriff!

WatchdogWag 2016 AAG<–Fake GOPer Minddie Lloyd is a Flat Out Fraud and is unfit to sit in AD 09!

I am Definitely a Geek Files:  I happened across Det Angela McClelland of Enterprise Area Command last Saturday and I totally geeked-out meeting her–she of that terrific YouTube Metro put out to assist in recruiting in 2014!  She’s was working something in my neighborhood which had never needed Metro’s assistance on anything prior and on something which occurred with me too!

You go Det McClelland!  You are tracking very well to unseat my pal, retired Lt Juanita Goode who remains today the only Black female to have achieved the rank of Lieutenant at the LVMPD!

Mike & Suzan 2 26 2016<–My good buddy and the Best on the Bench over in Justice Court, Judge Suzan Baucum and me at her Piero’s fundraiser where I also met Amy Chellini who has her work cut out for her with old rumpled suit himself, Conrad Hafen, who always looks like he slept in his suit…inside of a dumpster and who did not local or union print his outdoor campaign signs!

Speaking of the LVMPD’s Detectives, we’re in the middle of contract negotiations now and Sheriff Lombardo and Undersheriff McMahill want to rotate the Department’s Detectives into some temp Patrol duties of about three weeks in length to help cover manpower shortages out on the streets and its getting some push-back from the PMSA and some Detectives.

Here’s the Whack Ass, Crazy Shit Vegas Metro has been dealing with while down 450 officers because Steve Sisolak hacked the shit out of the Department under Gillespie:

Violent crimes YTD 2016 (as of March 5) – Infogram, charts & infographics

Though we have no rank of Detective here, ours are essentially Sargents and all capable of doing a little street work which is what they do all day long most days anyway.  If this is a contract issue, the LVRJ wasn’t clear on that and its not like we’re taking civilian staff and making them Peace Officers for a few weeks; these men and women are quite capable of doing dual duties for a short time.

But this is unsustainable too!  We need to get this Department back to its Operational street performance levels of pre-2008 because population and crime keep growing and Sisolak’s dream of the Governor’s office is dead on arrival for what he oversaw decimating Metro as Chairman of the CCBC.

If we don’t get these manpower issues addressed for the long-term, Undersheriff McMahill may just keel over from exhaustion trying to keep the plates spinning and the valley covered!  We’ve given him an impossible task and we need to hear from him in sit-down interviews just what its like trying to man this valley with all the bat-shit, crazy shit occurring round the clock since at least mid-year last year!

I will personally lobby both PMSA and the LVPPA to not endorse Sisolak for re-election and for Governor in 2018 for his recklessness these past years regarding Metro and will ask all officer readers today to not support this Sisolak guy for anything he may run for ever again!

If Sheriff Lombardo won’t say it, I will: Sisolak took the machete to Metro; don’t reward the little fuqr with your votes!

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