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Sexist/ Tranny Wannabe Conrad Hafen as ‘Connie the Crappy Judge’

Posted by Michael Zahara on May 25, 2016

Connie the Crappy judge 2016<—Las Vegas Injustice Court’s ‘Connie the Crappy Judge’!

When I was much shorter than I am today, we had ‘Mr Stranger Danger’,… ‘member that little fuqr kids?

45 years prior to even knowing about now sub-par Injustice Court’s imperious and condescending Judge Conrad Hafen, my imagination’s vision version of ‘Mr Stranger Danger’ looked just like our very own ‘Connie the Crappy Judge’!

Even as a ‘Shortie’, I would tell ‘Mr Stranger Danger’ to ‘suck my dick’ just like Lucy Flores should have been saying all year to everyone…then I’d take all his candy and run like hell away searching for the next ‘Mr Stranger Danger’ on my way to school way, way, way back when 3rd-graders weren’t 300lbs and were often seen walking to school!

So good at this was I, today, all these years later, I still have HUGE thighs and calves and have trouble buying pants off-the-rack!

When I met ‘Connie’-his/her stage name during the Drag Races at ‘Flex’ on West Charleston by Wal-Mart during the 2006 Sheriff’s race–I told him to get a depilatory or a ‘Facial Brazilian’ to match his/her smooth as a baby’s ass ‘Brazilian-ed’ rest of him/herself, after the show!

Judge Conrad Hafen Injustice Court Las Vegas<–I really thought that this was Conrad Hafen in 2006 (left) over at Flex’s ‘Chix with Dix Pageant’ practicing his ‘please Jesus, I gotta win pose’ with whomever the bitch would be named as first runner-up to his being crowned Charleston Blvd’s Chix with Dix Queen 2006!

Hand to God, Ron and I really did stop in there one afternoon where I introduced him to my good friend, the now Prime Minister of Boulder City!

I’d read recently that there’s a brand new Chapter of ‘Granny Trannies for Trump’ in Spring Valley very near to Rainbow & Hacienda on the West Side of Rainbow Blvd and just south of the intersection, where when I was a little kid, there were not only no Trannies down there yet—they’re everywhere down there now though!—there was no anything down there either ‘cept old refrigerators, mattresses, and former Mafia members picked over by buzzards!

Ovelinda Garcia Farmer's Group 2016<–My own doctor, Spring Valley Local Treasure, Dr Bertha Venation (left), is domiciled at Spring Valley Hospital for Trannies, and is currently their ‘identifying as ‘Chief of Staff’ for the Valley Health System’s family of fine hospitals for Trannies and Grannies!

This area of Spring Valley isn’t the ‘Heart of ‘Granny Trannies for Trump’ Territory, its more the lower-bowel, colon, and sphincter of its enormous Nevada operations!

Pimp Momma Argentina Clarke NYC 2013 (2)<–This ‘Granny Tranny for Trump’ was snapped for a pic heading to their national headquarters in Midtown Spring Valley on south Rainbow the other day without Conrad Hafen!

His/her 46 surgeries and hormone regimen went haywire and his/her Vag-enis didn’t quite come out right if you know what I mean!

Sooooo, I learned just today that Catherine Cortez Masto wasn’t the TransQUEER trailblazer I thought she was having hired a gender-confused Conrad Hafen to be a ‘Crappy Attorney’ in her former Nevada Attorney General’s office.

Nope, she was just hiring another fuq, that’s all!

You Facebook Addicts can still join ‘Trannies for Trump’ next time you log into your FB account!

Israei Tranny for Trump 2016<–These ‘Granny Trannies for Trump’ head up his enormous Nevada Field Operations in 2016 from near to Hacienda & Rainbow in Spring Valley–Ground-zero for Nevada’s equally enormous Tranny population estimated to be about 2.9 million of 3 million state residents!

Sooooo, after SMCCM hired ‘Hafen the Total Fuq’, he tries to destroy fellow Pollack Brian Krolicki and I get myself really pissed off about that and move Judge Valerie Adair’s poster in my bedroom to front and center and name her ‘Best Judge Over Political Stupid Shit’ and she earns herself a BIG fan for life here by doing the right thing and tossing ‘Connie the Crappy AG Attorney’s‘ bullshit!

Judge Adair, Toss the Krolicki Case 11/27/2009

All kidding aside, Judge Adair really is an awesome jurist who belongs on the Appellate or Supreme Court here and Conrad Hafen really is a total fuq!

Connie the Crappy judge 2016 AAA<–This is bad-ass Pubic Defender Zohra Bakhtary who’s almost as good as super bad-ass PD Adrian Lobo!

She just looks like a Whack Ass, Crazy Shit Vegas PD who’s just gonna tear your ass up real bad, doesn’t she? 

But she’s just a good ‘lil attorney doing her job advocating for her client–who is a total fuq–and she was not in contempt in her advocacy!

‘Connie the Crappy Judge’, Conrad Hafen, would have never dared to pull his hyper-sexist handcuffing bullshit, disrespect, and disregard on any male attorney before him!

Phil Kohn WatchdogWag 2016<–This is Big Boss Phil Kohn of the Clark County Public Defender’s Office who is a nice guy who has more hair in his mustache than on his head, and who has been with the PD’s office for 93 of its 50 years in business this year!

My old flame and our nation’s oldest living reporter, Jane Ann Morrison, who covered Adam & Eve getting their asses kicked out of the Garden of Eden for the pre-Sheldon, pre-Original Sin version of the RJ, recently ran a story about Phil nearing his Centennial at the PD’s office which was nice of her I guess, but someone should check her meds over there at the ranch on Bonanza.

Jane Ann, who said fuq it, I’m stayin cuz he’s payin’ bitch’, when John L Smith tried to get her to quit with him, proved her tough broad cred, by finally scoring after 20+ years of trying, a Dick Bryan column, cuz he broke a hip trying to run in the other direction when he saw her, which most people still do whenever they see either Sheldon or Jane Ann!

Leavitt not fit for park bench RJC watchdogwag 2016<–Ms Bakhtray, your tenacity and your fierce advocacy for your client was laudable, commendable, honorable and very refreshing to learn of—I am very impressed and I’m rarely impressed at the RJC–have you ever seen how Michelle Leavitt still can’t put her fuqn lipstick on right yet?

Jesus Christ that bitch is a hot mess!

Zohra, you blew me away and I know the caseloads you guys have are enormoussort of like Judge Gonzalez’s badunka is enormous–cuz few PD’s are even Phoning It In Under Phil and that ‘Let’s Make A Deal’ mindset, Of Course this Asshole is Guilty’ official PD’s office policy, needs a bad-ass bitch like you shaking things the fuq up over there and if Ms Lobo isn’t interested, as the current ‘King of Clark County’, I’m prepared to turn the PD’s office over to you even if you just graduated ‘Stella’s Law School & Mini-Mart’ last Tuesday.

hafenThat Phil didn’t demand the Chief Judge censure ‘Connie the Crappy Judge’ or in lieu of that, demand that he disclose the identity of the alleged Tranny he’s allegedly dating, indicates to me that it’s time for Phil to move on to other things.

The problem and the real reason Phil’s still there is that no one wants his fuqn jobnot even Phung Jefferson who told me, ‘Oh Phuq no you little Phuqn Moose Dick Hater Mr WatchdogWag asshole!’

That’s twice in the same month someone called me an asshole and I’m devastated, of course!

How about Zohra Zahara?  I am available for marriage if you’re interested and Ms Lobo is still with that ‘other guy’!

Ms Bakhtar, you are the hottest thing in Local Legal since Elizabeth Gonzalez showed one of her big hairy ham hocks to one of Sheldon’s attorneys who shortly thereafter had to early retire, seek psycho-therapy, seek gender reassignment surgery, seek a Medical Marijuana card, and seek answers to why Michelle Leavitt can’t put her fuqn lipstick on! 

Sheldon just gave that little fuqr a mountain of money, planted a tree in Israel for him, and named a Kibbutz at his hospice here for him too!

Glen Lerner 2016You can write your own ticket today to one of our top-tiered law firm’s and sign up with one like Glen Lerner–even though without heels you’re taller than him–demand 250K, car, expense account, and a full partner status to: Lerner & Bakhtary which just rolls off the tongue, huh? Or maybe even one of the mid-tier, so-so houses like a David Chesnoff, right?

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The problem with Conrad Hafen is not that he looks like he slept in his suit…inside of a dumpster, or that Michelle Leavitt’s real problem is that she can’t put her fuqn lipstick on or run a g*ddamn brush through that rat’s nest on her ‘lil pin head…no their problem on their benches is that both judge’s rulings are colored with their own biases.

And its ‘religious bias’ for both of them and its as plain as day to see if you’re a general pain-in-the-ass, terribly handsome observer like myself

Judge Conrad Hafen 4 21 2016<–‘Connie the Crappy Judge’ (left) enjoying a greasy soak in his dumpster’s Jacuzzi!

Though it’s too easy, and just plain wrong to call both judges hardcore ‘racists’, they are not that, though their ‘race bias’ is also plain as day to see and it’s not just Black/Brown-oriented either if you’re on the outside looking in.

Knowing and reminding ourselves daily what the real and true definitions of the words racism, prejudice, bias, and bigotry are, will go a long way in ending the caustic effects all four words can have on all of us too!

Michelle Leavitt Las Vegas<–District Court Judge Michelle Leavitt, make-up by Barnum & Bailey!

Ms Bakhtary what ‘Connie the Crappy Judge’ pulled on you was an extension of his religious biases he brings into his courtroom every single day; think about that for a few weeks because after the Primary, I’ll revisit this and explain why Michelle Leavitt is far more than just a bubble-headed dipshit who has no business on a park bench, much less on one of our distinguished District Court benches…and how difficult it is for all of us—judges and lawyers especially included—to professionally clear our own heads regarding our personal and professional duties and obligations in dealing with racism, prejudice, bias, and bigotry!

Our own...cuz we all have them and never admit even to ourselves that we do…especially judges and lawyers!

Yes, I should teach a class at Boyd, shouldn’t I?

Miss Chellini is enthusiastically endorsed and it’s not because Conrad is a Total Fuq. 

More up next with ‘Endorsements’!

 

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5/25/2016

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